I can only imagine a day in the future when Iran announces that they have nuclear weapons and everyone is like, yeah, we know. And Iran is all like, see, we totally hid them from you and said that we were making energy, and everyone is like, no, we knew the whole time. And then Iran is all, and we built these tunnels so you couldn’t find them. And we’ll all be like, yeah, except we knew and the New York Times wrote an article about your stupid tunnels. And Iran will be all like, ahahahaha, bitches, we got you real good like. And we’ll all be like, no, you didn’t.

On a completely related note, there is also this:

Libyans, Marty. Angry, angry Libyans. With a box of pinball parts.

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